Lola: "Thanks for getting me the Princess Channel, Daddy!" Good thing we don't get the Princess Channel." Lincoln: "I didn't know this was going to be on TV. Look at those girls! They're all so clean and sparkly." Lincoln and Lana: "DAIRYLAND, HERE WE COME!!!" Lana: "I never thought I'd say it, but this feels pretty good. Lincoln: "Whoo-hoo! Lana, look at you! You've done it! You're prim and perfect." Lincoln: "As Gil says, She who gives 'tude-" Do you want those Dairyland tickets or not?" Lincoln: "Lana, I'm busting my hump trying to turn you into a pageant queen, and all I'm getting is lip. Lincoln: "Impressive, but I'm gonna pass." "How about a ribbon dance? It shows elegance and poise." Lincoln: "Well, knock it off! Those who scratch lose the match." Lincoln: "Lana, you can't scratch your butt!" Lincoln: "Lola, what can a six-year-old do to make the world a better place?" Lana: "What? It's supposed to snow tonight!" Lincoln: "You are not a handyman! You are a pageant queen!" Lincoln: "Tools in your dress? Seriously?" Lincoln: "Okay, we're walking, we're waving.but we're just not working it." Lincoln: "Time to work on what Gil DeLily calls the Three W's: Walk, Wave, and Work it." Lana: "You're gonna feel some slight discomfort and." It really covers up that musky man smell." Lincoln: "Oh, hey, Lola! Your hairspray makes a great deodorant. Lana: "Ugh! It smells like princess farts!" Lana: "What is this weird sparkly towel?" Lincoln: "Oh, this?" "Just, uh.getting it dry cleaned. What if Lola finds out? You know what she's capable of." Lana: "Darn you, Lincoln! I am in!" "But wait. It's so fast, you can barf, fly around a loop, and get hit in the face with said barf." Lincoln: "Someone who's going to love Dairyland's newest ride." ".the Milk Shaker. Lana: "Are you kidding me?! Bleh! Do you know who you're talking to?" Lincoln: "You just have to take Lola's place in the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant and win." Lincoln: "I'm not! All you have to do is one teensy, tiny, little thing." Lincoln: "Lana, how would you like a season pass to Dairyland?" Lana: "Uh.why are you looking at me like that?" You done with this? I could use the scrap metal for welding." Lincoln: "I can't believe I learned to French Braid for nothing."
As your pal, Gil DeLily would say, I can't recover if you're going to hover." Lincoln: "But not with Dairyland tickets." Lola: "There will be other pageants, you know." Lincoln: "You can't just quit! We worked hard on this!" Lola: "Wake up and smell the hairspray, Lincoln. Remember what Gil DeLily says in his best-selling book: " Unlocking Your Inner Pageant Queen", To win the day, you must sashay." Lincoln: "Okay, Lola, let's move onto your walk. Lincoln: "Lana, watch out! Do you know how hard it is to steam clean chiffon?"
But once we get to Dairyland, it'll all be worth it." I've been working my butt off all week to make sure she wins." Well, tomorrow is the Little Miss Prim and Perfect Pageant, and the winner gets the greatest prize ever: two season passes to Dairyland A-Moo-sement Park! That's one for Lola and one for coach. And turn." ".and wave." "More teeth." "Less teeth." "Excellent! Keep it up!" "You might be wondering why I'm helping Lola practice for a beauty contest.
Barney night before christmas script full#
This transcript is provided in full as a source of review and reference, which likely falls under fair use. The quotations in the following transcript are owned by Paramount and are an exception to The Loud House Encyclopedia's CC-BY-SA license. The following is a transcript for the episode " Toads and Tiaras".
0 kommentar(er)
